PICK UP LINES!

~So, you're a girl huh?
~Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
~This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
~I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.

this one's not really a pick up line more like a pick up move
~Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say "call me tonight so we can figure out how to spend that money", and walk away.

icecold656 wrote:

were you the cover girl/guy for [insert a popular magazine name here]??

That one's not bad . . . hmmm

You might have to be carefull what magazine name you use though

sharpieblade wrote:

Ok Ok this one is HORRIBLE

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

lol ill use dat one one day

I was talking with a friend and he mentioned getting an external hard drive, so I suggested he get two 400GB internals and a few 400GB externals as well to have a computer with a full TB of space (basically, 1024GB or so). After that... well... read for yourself:

Quote :

him: haha, you should buy an external harddrive.
me: I would, but I need a job first
him: Like you can find 250Gig ones for like 120. Which isnt bad.
him: CVS, apply man
me: pfft, I'd get a 400gig
me: the bigger the better
me: haha, I could make some stupid nerd jokes then, "See this hard drive? It IS compensating for something "

drop a sugar packet on the floor next to a girl,
"excuse me, you seem to have dropped your name tag"



is that not sweet or what

sharpieblade wrote:

Ok, Im weird but I think pick up lines are really funny. Here are a few, they arent laugh out loud funny but they at least make me giggle!

You've been a bad boy, go to my room.
Your so hot you make the devil sweat.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
I lost my number, can I have yours?
I'm new in town, can I get directions to your place?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I lost my teddy bear...Will you sleep with me?
Nice dress, I bet it would look better on my bed room floor in the morning
Are you a couple or do I see two single ladies that need drinks?
Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.


Yeah yeah I know they are pathetic but I think they are funny

LMAO!!

Ha Ha!!!


How about u can eat crackers in my bed anytime!!!

mmm

Go get your coat.... You've scored !:oops:

The subway one, you know:



"You must be Subway,
cause youre sure givin' me a footlong."







Baha xD